Freakily, it's almost like "Big Brother is watching you"
and today, it has subtly crept
into my most private moments
and i'm $538 poorer from releasing my bowels.
Well, to put it simply,
i was shitting in the toilet, flipping my 8 Days,
when i saw an ad for the new Samsung E530C
Guess you know what happened next.
I'm now the proud owner of this Samsung E350C in Valentine Pink. It's kinda cool, cos it has video recording functions too, most importantly it's Pink lah. Aiya, i am a sucker lah...
But well...
Meanwhile let me revel in my satisfaction.
