Frog

Have i told you i hate Frog
Now i'll write it in my Blog
Call me petty as you would
I don't really give a hoot

Darling darling i hate Frog
Cos he spends more time with you
He gets to sleep with you all night
And you get to hold him tight
Frog looks really really smug
Especially in that ugly mug shot
He seems to be saying "neh ni neh ni boo"
I got him in bed with me

Darling darling
I hope Frog gets old and dirty soon
And his stuffing starts to spill out
Then you can throw him away
And love me alone

- Letters to You -